Ne remets pas à demain ce que tu peux faire après-demain.

Alphonse Allais

“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realised God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness.”

Emo Philips

La meilleure condition de travail, c’est les vacances.

Jean-Marie Gourio